SummerSlam 2021. A day that will live in infamy. A sassy, lovable, American black woman was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the Empire of Ireland. This was a day of mourning all throughout the cesspool of the wrestling internet. Of course, this was because the internet wrestling crowd is a group of reactionary morons. "Bianca … Continue reading Bianca Belair vs Becky Lynch Truly Proves The Internet Fans Are The Dumb-EST
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Deonna Purrazzo Looked Fat
A quick mini-blog. That title took quite a bit of time to come up with. Last night on Monday Night Raw, Deonna Purrazzo came out to face Asuka, and the Reddit community went up in flames at the live reactions. Apparently, Redditors were commenting that she looked "fat". /r/SquaredCircle had a fucking conniption about it, … Continue reading Deonna Purrazzo Looked Fat
WWE TLC 2019 “Cowboy” Round-Up
Potentially the least anticipated PPV of the whole year that WWE remembered they had to host apparently 2 weeks ago. I am watching as I have Royal Rumble tickets this year and want to see if we start builidng to anything fascinating. WWE Smackdown Tag Team Championship The New Day (c) vs The Revival Hard … Continue reading WWE TLC 2019 “Cowboy” Round-Up
One “Hell” Of An Awful Ending
Hell in a Cell is dead. It's over. Done. Oh, it isn't going away. The brand name still has juice in it and casuals are aware. But the awe of it - the anticipation - is fully dead. I truly believe that. This is the PPV that gave us Mankind flying off the Hell in … Continue reading One “Hell” Of An Awful Ending
Wednesday Night Bores
Rusev, Lana and Bobby Lashley have the greatest storyline in pro wrestling at the moment. That's right. You heard me. That nonsensical, ridiculous, absurd, sleazy, borderline incomprehensible storyline is better than anything else going on in all of wrestling. The internet, will of course, tell you different. I'm not even positive what is going on, … Continue reading Wednesday Night Bores
One Kofi To Go, Please
WWE has done quite a bit wrong over the past few months. The Fiend and Seth Rollins had a PPV main event that maybe quite literally was the worst ending to a main event on a PPV in the history of the company (Wrestlemania VIII main event ended in a disqualification, but the return of … Continue reading One Kofi To Go, Please
WWE Monday Night Raw: August 19th, 2019 “Cowboy” Round-Up
It's been a while since I've written a major analysis article. What can I say, the big 4 PPV weekends take a lot out of good ol' "Cowboy" Bob. On our podcast, The Protected Finish, I mentioned once that wrestling is like pizza. It can only be so bad. My podcast partner, Heartbreak Biz, commented … Continue reading WWE Monday Night Raw: August 19th, 2019 “Cowboy” Round-Up
WWE Summerslam 2019 “Cowboy” Bob Round-Up
Scattered Pre-Show Notes After yesterday's glorious NXT Takeover, this show has a hard climb ahead of it. However, it can benefit from the luxury of low expectations. As "Cowboy" Bob has made no bones about, he is NOT hyped for this Summerslam at all. Literally not one of the main programs interests him. Maybe the … Continue reading WWE Summerslam 2019 “Cowboy” Bob Round-Up
WWE Monday Night Raw: August 5th, 2019 “Cowboy” Round-Up
Final Raw before Summerslam. I am old enough to remember when a go-home show for a major PPV was MUST-SEE television. Now it's basically "eh, I can get a recap in the video package before the matches." Would be nice if WWE made them seem special again. Let's see how it goes. Also, if you're … Continue reading WWE Monday Night Raw: August 5th, 2019 “Cowboy” Round-Up
The Protected Finish, Episode 3: “Fiends With Benefits”
Please have a listen to the latest episode of The Protected Finish! "Cowboy" Bob, Heartbreak Biz, Gabe "The Snake" and No-Sell Drew discuss the current state of WWE, the upcoming slate for Summerslam, Bray Wyatt, Becky Lynch and ask the burning question: Is AEW even good? Have a listen here!
Jobber To The Stars 