Bray Wyatt: The Last Stand

Supernatural pro wrestling characters have always had a soft-spot with me. The Undertaker, of course. Kane. Papa Shango. Gangrel and The Brood. The Boogeyman. Finn Balor.

Shane-O-Mac: The Best In The World…Literally

It's not real heat, it's X-Pac heat, they say. Shane McMahon is awful. Shane McMahon is boring. How does WWE not see this?!

WWE Smackdown Live “Cowboy” Round-up: June 25th, 2019

In a weird way, it's kind of a testament to New Day that they've gone all the way from "UGH these jobbers" to "Hey, these guys are pretty good!" to "Wow, New Day are the hottest heels in WWE!" to "Is New Day the greatest tag team of all-time?" to "Wow, New Day literally was given the longest reign in WWE history. They are truly the best." to "Okay, this is getting a little stale" to "UGH it's fucking NEW DAY." It's come full circle. Pretty impressive really.

WWE Monday Night Raw – June 24th, 2019 “Cowboy” Notes

Seth and Becky look like they are playing a couple instead of actually being a couple. Weird, awkward lack of chemistry.

WWE Stomping Grounds: “Cowboy” Round-up

Notes as good ol' "Cowboy" watches WWE Stomping Grounds. Please note that I rate all matches with "Bobs". They are like stars, but just very, uniquely different. PRE-SHOW Tony Nese (C) vs Drew Gulak vs Akira Tozawa Full disclosure, I don't watch 205 Live, so while I'm familiar with all 3 wrestlers, this is a … Continue reading WWE Stomping Grounds: “Cowboy” Round-up →

The Protected Finish, Episode 1: WWE Stomping Grounds Preview

The Protected Finish, Episode 1: WWE Stomping Grounds Preview "Cowboy" Bob joined in on a dream team that would make the Ultimate Maniacs proud when he sat alongside Gabe "The Snake", Heartbreak Biz and "No Sell" Drew to discuss the highly unanticipated WWE Stomping Grounds PPV. It's four randos talking about their lifelong love of … Continue reading The Protected Finish, Episode 1: WWE Stomping Grounds Preview →

Monday Night Fraud: “Fighting With My Family” is Terrible

Months ago, because I'm childless and alone in my mid-30's, I decided to go out all by myself, have a few margaritas and see Fighting With My Family, of course the film about WWE superstar, Paige. Wait, you think this is pathetic and are asking if I have a GoFundMe you can donate to? Not at all.

WWE Smackdown Live “Cowboy” Notes – June 18th, 2019

Steel cage has always been my least favorite stipulation. It's so fucking stupid. The object to climb out of the cage? The whole point is to keep both competitors inside of it. So dumb. And don't even get me started on walking out the door.

WWE Monday Night Raw – June 17th 2019 “Cowboy” Notes

Hysterical line from Elias about Anthony Davis which is so insanely over the top. Terrible heel who is hilarious. His face turn failed. It shouldn't have. All he had to do was keep the same gimmick, except put him against heels now. WWE for some reason changes your whole act when the crowd cheers you so hard you got turned face to begin with. Very dumb.

Steven Quincy Austin

In 2001, at Wrestlemania X-7 (totally more edgy than that lame number "17"), Stone Cold Steve Austin nearly made Jim Ross have a brain aneurysm by "SHAKING HANDS WITH THE DEVIL HIMSELF!!!", Vince McMahon. His hated rival, of course.