WWE Smackdown Live “Cowboy” Bob Round-Up: September 10th, 2019

After a fairly lackluster Raw (especially for a supposed “big show” at MSG) we will see if Smackdown with a 55 year old man in a “spooky” party city hat and jacket will show up.

  • The real play for the Saudi PPV in October should be The Undertaker vs The Fiend Bray Wyatt, with Bray Wyatt absolutely, positively DESTROYING The Undertaker. Book it, Prince.
  • Sami Zayn interrupting Undertaker in place of the shitty Redditor complaining about Undertaker opening Smackdown instead of actual wrestlers is glorious.
  • Undertaker acting like Sami’s “advice” for him to finally turn around and leave worked is hysterical. Imagine that’s how the segment ended???
  • See you again for for that Fox check. And then the Saudia Arabia check, Taker.
  • SHANE-O-MAC IS BACK. Ratings about to skyrocket.
  • Chad Gable to get a “Mystery opponent” to replace Elias. It will be someone from “Raw or Smackdown” who “Might even have been eliminated already”. Just trot out Samoa Joe already and get this clean job over with.
  • Drew McIntyre also a possibility. The trick is, it has to be somebody “tough” and “dangerous” who always fucking jobs clean. Because there is NO WAY we aren’t getting Corbin vs Gable next Sunday.
  • Shouldn’t commentary make SOME mention that Miz has enjoyed the advantage of a manager doing the same tactics to his opponents as Andrade is having Zelina do to him or no?
  • Oh good, it’s Shane-O-Mac vs Gable. Wonderful. I’m not even being sarcastic.
  • Okay shut up Mandy Rose is here and wearing “Cowboy” Bob’s favorite color.
  • Mandy gets mic time! Let’s see how she does.
  • Sonya is hot too. Why is she covered up like Tamina?
  • “Nikki looks like an over-sized rat crawling out of the Lincoln Tunnel.” Nobody booed. That’s hilarious.
  • The idea that Mandy “Unleashed” insane Nikki, like a little gothic leprechaun run amok, is a pretty good one.
  • Nikki’s theme music has grown on me.
  • Love this. Kevin Owens NEEDS the 100 thousand dollars FOR HIS FAMILY but he has to be referee for DASTARDLY SHANE’S MATCH. Actual motivation and stakes! I love it!
  • Before this storyline, I looked at Eric Rowan as a big, boring jobber. Nothing has changed.
  • Ember Moon has an interesting body type. She looks…”healthy”. Like, she’s not a fitness maven like Bayley. She looks like she’s had a burger, fries and milkshake in her day. Not chubbz. Not thin. She’s just a healthy young woman.
  • I know it won’t happen, but could you imagine Shane McMahon with the Best In The World Trophy AND the crown of King of the Ring? I’m drooling.
  • Gable pins Shane and Owens does the quick pin on Shane. I don’t like it. First of all, it removes all that drama and psychology I just mentioned above. Second, I would have rathered a long Gable vs Elias match with Gable getting the win after persevering, setting him up for failure vs Corbin.
  • Shane now makes it 2 out of 3 falls which is very funny.
  • Gable goes through a little more crap and wins it. But a little weird seeing a babyface need assistance to beat Shane.
  • Shane fires Owens.
  • They waited 10 years to come back to MSG for this?

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